Tresspassing on my property

I was out in the yard today, when I smelled something funny.  I went around back, and there underneath my apple tree was a deer, helping himself to MY apples that had fallen on the ground.  Now I don't much care for apples myself, unless someone throws them, I like to run after it a and get it, but other than that I don't much care for apples, but I digress.  So there he was, this deer, eating apples.  Well I'm not about to let something like that go without a fight.  Now this deer is like 10 times my size and all, but when I came running after him yelling like hell to get off my land, he saw me, and ran away like a scared rabbit.  Good thing too, cause I would have done something really bad to him I'm afraid.  I kinda get like that when anyone comes onto my land.  I'm usually really nice, but I get all crazy like when I see any kind of stranger on my land.