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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold
them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few
minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.  Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling
over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid
to cough.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape.  If it doesn't move and
should, use the WD-40.  If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Remember : Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.  


If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.


Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES;  NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT
THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.